I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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