im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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