is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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