Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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