I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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