I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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