She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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