Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I feel like abortions should bother me more
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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