Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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