Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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