My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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