I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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