well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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