Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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