erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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