so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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