Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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