No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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