i think i have two assholes
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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