Plan B is the new Plan A
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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