Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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