So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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