im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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