That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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