I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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