I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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