Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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