so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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