I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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