Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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