She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Randomize
