I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
