they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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