Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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