just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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