the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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