Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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