Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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