There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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