She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
this will be a night to untag.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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