there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhhâ€
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