But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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