It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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