absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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