I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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