i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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