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I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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