Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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