Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I am naked and annoyed.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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