yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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