We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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