the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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