Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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