You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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