But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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