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(207): View more from Maine

The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.

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welcome to maine.

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(207): The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade. (207): welcome to maine. http://tfl.nu/bd8m

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(201): View more from New Jersey

zippers are such a cool invention

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(201): zippers are such a cool invention http://tfl.nu/t5qh

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(513): View more from Ohio

sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does

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i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play

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(513): sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does (513): i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play http://tfl.nu/pxmv

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.

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(248): Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam. http://tfl.nu/6oxt

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(845): View more from New York

I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!

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(845): I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!! http://tfl.nu/6xbj

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

organizing the empties. That sober.

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(508): organizing the empties. That sober. http://tfl.nu/fz1p

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(605): View more from South Dakota

dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.

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(605): dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce. http://tfl.nu/vye8

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(636): View more from Missouri

hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?

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(636): hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls? http://tfl.nu/dqbw

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(573): View more from Missouri

They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.

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(573): They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt. http://tfl.nu/azqc

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.

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(+44): It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done. http://tfl.nu/song

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(206): View more from Washington

Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.

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(206): Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence. http://tfl.nu/f8os

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(858): View more from California

this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me

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that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.

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(858): this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me (619): that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box. http://tfl.nu/s7vm

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(678): View more from Georgia

Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?

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Things like this can't be explained over text man

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(678): Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning? (404): Things like this can't be explained over text man http://tfl.nu/zzxh

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?

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(267): Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am? http://tfl.nu/20h1

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(206): View more from Washington

I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.

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(206): I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart. http://tfl.nu/h3lf

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