she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
His nipple licking is glorious
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