She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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