you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
My balls are so social today.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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